I’ve been trying to break into the iron curtained good old girls’ club of advice columns since before I can I remember. Usually people don’t like my brand of nonsensical but insightful counseling. Sometimes there is only one way to skin a cat and it’s usually messy, because cats don’t like to be skinned and they have claws and teeth.
If you’re hankering to have your most profound life issues dissected under the laser beam that is my gargantuan intellect, please, contact me. If you could start the letter with, “Dear Dave” and then end it with one of those cute nicknames (Feverish in Fargo, for example), I’d really appreciate it.
Feel free to expect the most genuine and impressive advice you’ve ever dreamed of. You will not be let down.
Yours in geniusry,
-Dave, Miss(ed) Manners
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