Miss(ed) Manners


Miss(ed) Manners didn’t really start out as a blog, well it sort of did, kind of. One day, in 2004, on the way into work I got offered Crystal Meth and hot gay sex by a complete stranger and the retelling of it on a messageboard (www.rhythmism.com) started what would become a weekly bitch fest. I’m not kidding.
Originally, I’d hoped to spread a message of good manners and etiquette to the unwashed masses.

If only it were that easy, actually, if only it were that neccessary. For the most part, people are exceedingly nice in New York: they say, “please” and “thank you,” they hold elevator doors, they let the pregnant lady sit in their seat.

What I try to do is go out and find the 1% that are the complete and utter twats, just hang out with them all day and then illustrate why I think they should be shot in public.

It’s a family blog.


  1. Hey DAVE! Whats up buddy..Its GammaBoy..Chris..the ‘ism is blocked here at work and by the time I get home I could calculate atleast 10 hrs in front of a P.C. soo I dont really log onto the board anymore BUT I found your blog…its very funny!! well I hope all is well..later bro.
    Oh wow I just remembered …are you still hosting thr marathon? Ya need help!!??!


    Comment by Chris Proano — October 26, 2006 @ 4:13 pm | Reply

  2. Probably it is the best “About” page in the http:// world.

    Comment by Rostislav Siryk — January 17, 2007 @ 3:54 pm | Reply

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    Comment by ale — January 17, 2008 @ 5:09 pm | Reply

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    Comment by bibomedia.com — March 8, 2008 @ 5:40 pm | Reply

  5. Best family blog ever!

    Comment by threeboys1mommy — June 25, 2008 @ 12:56 am | Reply

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    Comment by Kevin Maragh — February 1, 2011 @ 12:00 am | Reply

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