Miss(ed) Manners

December 11, 2008

Assholes, Part Deux

Filed under: Humor — missedmanners @ 4:43 pm

Another note this morning.

This one was typed.

It threatened calling the cops and fire department.

GAH.

Some people are simply insane.

My post on Monday may be detailing my many legal infractions.

5 Comments »

  1. If someone really doesn’t want to be around the music or noise of a neighbor’s party where polite notice was given well in advance, they would go spend the night at a friend’s house. Of course it sounds like your neighbor is such a douche as to have no friends and perhaps can’t afford to spend the night at a Motel NoTell.

    Hope the party is a load of fun for all.

    Comment by David — December 11, 2008 @ 6:07 pm | Reply

  2. I heard that you were feeling bad
    And angry too, that’s just not rad.
    Well, I’m here now and you’re in luck,
    Because I’m the girl who likes to…

    Wait a cotton picking minute! Rhyming isn’t allowed!

    Funny links to cheer up a depressed you are though, right?

    http://midwestteensexshow.com

    Number Eighteen,
    Ally

    Comment by Ally — December 11, 2008 @ 10:32 pm | Reply

  3. offer them a hotel stay for the night in town.

    Comment by Keith — December 12, 2008 @ 6:45 pm | Reply

  4. Fuck coddling the dillweed entitlement fuckwad jackass. Offer ’em a one finger salute…

    and if they get all spoiled dumb as a dodo whitebread on you, give em some real problems to put everything in perspective…

    like replacing a car window every week cuz they get shot out with a .45 at 4 am every Monday ….

    or a night naked and handcuffed to fire hydrant in Bed-Stuy with “Kill Niggers” 6″ tall and tattooed on their back.

    Comment by grouchosuave — December 15, 2008 @ 7:43 am | Reply

  5. or you could just say fuck it, and let them come to you at 4am

    my one instance with annoying loud noise was back in university. was writing an essay, my neighbour was out of town, leaving his teeny bopper daughter home (16yrs i think) well you can guess what she does.
    rip roarin party in the apartment. so i go over, at about the 2000 word mark to complain. door opens and there she is BAM! i know right away that i’m going to hell. I tell her to wait a minute. run back into my apt. grab what’s left of my booze, and scramble back in.

    things are foggy, but i know i was very dirty and inappropriate, and was shown the error of my ways….by the neighbour girl (hey i was 19, and she was legal here :P)

    glad i didn’t end up handcuffed to a fire hydrant

    Comment by Matt K — December 17, 2008 @ 10:23 pm | Reply


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