Miss(ed) Manners

October 26, 2008

yech

Filed under: Humor — missedmanners @ 7:27 pm

Was sitting in the Tribecca Grill, waiting for my grandparents to arrive for our semi monthly booze and binge date and a chance eavesdrop reminded me of something:

People who refer to wine as, “vino” should be beaten to death with a log of some sort of exclusive goat cheese normally only found holding down their coffee table during one of their so-boring-it-they-cause-cancer dinner parties.

I say holding down because if the table wasnt being held down it would run out the door the first chance it got. NPR listening parties, pretending to have some higher understanding of art and the plight of the common man, these atmospheric qualities will drive a good coffee table mad.

Vino.

Ugh, die in a fire.

4 Comments »

  1. OMG Dave this was great. I got a much needed gut-wrenching laugh out of this. I now recall all the reasons why I heart your blog.

    Love!

    Comment by blujewel — November 6, 2008 @ 11:27 am | Reply

  2. Dave this was hilarious! couldn’t agree more!

    Comment by Lena — November 7, 2008 @ 4:19 pm | Reply

  3. I love you lol.

    Comment by Colette — November 8, 2008 @ 11:29 pm | Reply

  4. I KNOW! When did VINO become the IT word for Wine. SOOOO Annoying! I thought it was just my nerves that the word is getting on, but I’m glad to see yours are affected as well. Yours and three others!

    Comment by MS CUTE PANTS — November 12, 2008 @ 9:33 pm | Reply


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