Jeebus I am tired.
Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Work work work work.
Damnit am I glad that our country takes a day off to celebrate the fact that a man sailed across the Atlantic and found something that had been found by many other people many other times at various points during history.
There should be a national holiday today because I looked down and discovered my balls. It would be celebrated by sitting at home on the couch and scratching them, all day.
Which is exactly what I’m going to do.