Someone I know sent me this link:
If you’ve never been to someecards.com, pull your head out of your ass and click on the link. It’s amazingly irreverent and can often be the tool that you need to say the things you’re afraid to say to someone you’re afraid to say them to. Like, “I want to stick my hee haw in your ping pong.”
As I am currently stricken with a severe case of Olympic Fucking Fever and have consigned myself to two weeks of couch rest and plenty of Gatorade, I figured I’d make some special cards in the spirit of both the Olympics and someecards.com.
Go ahead and make your own!