Miss(ed) Manners

August 11, 2008

Olympic Fucking FEVER

Filed under: Humor — missedmanners @ 11:46 pm

I got it bad, dude.

I’m stuck to my couch like a week old sex stain watching the men’s team gymnastics final. Back flips, twists, a billion things I could not care less about for 99.9% of my life dominates my entire brain from the moment I wake up. Two Americans stuck their landings and I squealed like I’d been stuck, ifyaknowwhatimean.

I check up on how Michael Phelps is feeling, his emotional disposition has somehow become important to me.

I’ve actually spanked it to Kerri Walsh, I’m not ashamed to say it.

Gold Medals are sexy, baby. Very sexy.

1 Comment »

  1. yeah but you know what??? that fucking trampoline medal is canadas!!! WOOOO FUCKING TRAMAPOLINE!!!!!

    god my country sucks when it’s warm out.

    Comment by matt K — August 12, 2008 @ 11:26 am | Reply


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