One of the problems with having a supersized nose is that you also have supersized nasal cavities which then means you have a supersized sense of smell. This sucks because you can smell things that other people can’t, or maybe ignore, and it can drive you crazy.
I came home early today only to play a rousing game of “What’s That Smell?” Some odious scent had found its way into my living quarters and I spent three hours trying to find out what it was. It was so faint I wasn’t even sure if it was a bad smell, or if it was just different than the usual aroma of stale cigarettes, masturbatory sweat and cheap tequila.
Every time I think it’s gone I smell it again. I’ve showered, swept, mopped, done dishes, cleaned the filter on the air conditioning unit and sanitized the disco ball which was used in an unholy sexual act some weeks ago.
Argh, it’s driving me crazy.