…birthday parties that intrinsically drive you to get balls up hands down wasted?
Seriously. Explain that to me.
I’ve been languishing on my couch all day trying to figure it out.
Not that I normally wouldn’t mix Vodka, Beer, Southern Comfort, Guinness, Jameson, Bailies, Rum, Orange Soda and MDMA… but I think the whole birthday thing might have had something to do with it.