Ice Cream Sandwiches.
Is there any more perfect food?
They’ve been the same since the dawn of time. Same wrapper, same ice cream, same chocolate graham cracker heavenly casing.
I just ate two.
I felt like I was at a tee ball game. Not playing, mind you, because I never developed the hand eye coordination needed to become a baseball player. All the coordination I was supposed to be learning from playing video games was being thrown out, because I learned how to cheat at video games and hence was a bench warmer for most of my two year baseball career.