Apparently you can develop allergies when in your twenties.
At least I made it this long. I remember some kids I grew up with were allergic to everything. I used to laugh at them as I ran naked through fields of rag weed only stopping to crush up pollen and snort it off the back of my hand like some flowery rave bump.
Today however was like the biggest come down ever. Eyes watery, sinuses clogged, ugh.
I actually refuse to use allergy medication because that would be admitting that it’s happened. Kind of like how I completely erased all Red Sox World Series wins from my mind by drinking rubbing alcohol.