When you look like a male celebrity, but you are a woman and only when that male celebrity is in drag.
When riding the subway home tonight I was seated across a lady who looked like esteemed SNL cast member Kenan Thompson.
But not like this Kenan Thompson:
Rather, THIS Kenan Thompson:
She even had those googly eyes that he does, but hers weren’t funny googly, they were lazy eye googly.
I’m now on the lookout for the entire cast of To Wong Foo With Love… at a bar having cosmos.