- Shampoo can double as bubble bath.
- Heaven is watching 30 Rock and sitting in said bath.
- Room service costs forty times that of a similar meal in a four star restaurant.
- I still have pinky toes.
- Not having a courtesy robe in a hotel room makes me very angry, like arson angry.
- I actually kind of prefer having another building outside of my window instead of a view of a river.
- I may be an exhibitionist.
- Video games are best played when in bed.
- Drool on a keyboard is just as dangerous as Coca Cola.