Miss(ed) Manners

April 14, 2008

The Day After Today

Filed under: Humor — missedmanners @ 11:24 am

Here’s a quick run down of what I’ve got to do tomorrow:

  • Get in the fifteen foot truck that we spent twelve hours loading, unloading, organizing and the reorganizing and reloading and eventually completely overloading at seven in the morning.
  • Politely let my perennially incompetent co-worker who, because of his incompetence, will be sleep deprived to the point of mispronunciation, drive the first leg of the trip up to Boston.
  • Grip the dashboard white knuckled and pray every second as our forty ton behemoth lumbers up route 95, swerving in and out of our lane until said incompetent co-worker allows me to drive.
  • Get behind the wheel and drive the remaining 95% of the way on zero shocks, scraping mud flats and through traffic thick with Mass-holes.
  • Unload truck. Actually I don’t have to do that, I get to watch that happen. It’s a highlight.
  • Plead with co-worker who’s been sleeping the entire time, NOT to go to Home Depot to pick up things that he’s of course forgotten as this will take another twelve hours.
  • Arrive at hotel around midnight.
  • Order room service.
  • Shower.
  • Shower again, hopefully removing shame (this is not work related).
  • Go to the hotel restaurant and (now free of shame) shamelessly hit on the bitter divorcee behind the bar.
  • Compliment her on the eye shadow twenty years too young for her.

Not quite sure after that. Off to bed, got a big day tomorrow!

2 Comments »

  1. good…šŸ˜€

    Comment by sunshine — April 15, 2008 @ 12:28 am | Reply

  2. šŸ˜€

    Comment by sunshineincali — April 15, 2008 @ 12:56 am | Reply


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