Miss(ed) Manners

April 13, 2008

Masterful

Filed under: Humor — missedmanners @ 5:03 pm

Okay, it’s a bad picture, but this is our new TV. My roommate got it during the Holidays and I matched his purchase with a Playstation 3. We’re currently watching things at a definition 110% more real that reality itself.

When you’ve got 48″ of pristine super awesome LCD magic golf becomes very important. I’ve never played a round in my life but here I am watching the Masters and every major tournament on network television. Those wide greens are more soothing than a mashed up xanax diluted in warm milk. We even change the sound field on our stereo to dance hall so it sounds like you’re listening to an announcer over a PA system.

Anyway, a big notable in this year’s tournament is this guy below and his gigantic fucking nipples.

Brandt “Nips” Snedeker. This picture doesn’t really do them justice, but this guy was sporting pencil erasers ALL day yesterday. Just eery.

3 Comments »

  1. one word.

    PORN

    life sized and in high def, just make sure you stick to the expensive stuff, otherwise you’ll be treated to track marks, stretch marks, and implant scars more lifelike than you ever thought possible.

    good job on the ps3 tho.
    have you ever thought of hooking up a computer? i often wonder what half-life2 or gta4 will be like blown up to a massive scale….

    Comment by matt k — April 13, 2008 @ 5:12 pm | Reply

  2. Yeah. I was worried that if Snedeker won, we’d have to see those nips poking through the Green Jacket.

    Comment by steve k — April 14, 2008 @ 12:32 am | Reply

  3. Oooh, believe me, I’ve been kicking around the idea of blu-ray porn, that may be a good birthday present idea. Heads up, ladies.

    Haven’t hooked up a computer, though that’s an interesting idea. For now, the PS3 games are suitably awe inspiring. Like really, jaw dropping stuff. Can’t wait for the next round of games to come out.

    Comment by missedmanners — April 14, 2008 @ 12:17 pm | Reply


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