Okay, it’s a bad picture, but this is our new TV. My roommate got it during the Holidays and I matched his purchase with a Playstation 3. We’re currently watching things at a definition 110% more real that reality itself.
When you’ve got 48″ of pristine super awesome LCD magic golf becomes very important. I’ve never played a round in my life but here I am watching the Masters and every major tournament on network television. Those wide greens are more soothing than a mashed up xanax diluted in warm milk. We even change the sound field on our stereo to dance hall so it sounds like you’re listening to an announcer over a PA system.
Anyway, a big notable in this year’s tournament is this guy below and his gigantic fucking nipples.
Brandt “Nips” Snedeker. This picture doesn’t really do them justice, but this guy was sporting pencil erasers ALL day yesterday. Just eery.