Alright. So with the below mentioned craziness, I’ve spent the last two weeks doing two people’s jobs as those around me continue to be ineffective at life in general.
However, I’ve purchased a laptop which really ought to eliminate every excuse for not posting every single fucking day. So here I am promising at least a sentence every day.
Also, I saw a very funny thing on the subway to work today.
It was a hipster. If you guys don’t know what New York breed hipsters look like let me give you a hint: They’re different! Or at least that’s what they’re all trying to be. However, they all end up looking exactly the fucking same. They wear the same rainbow brite vest, the same dingy corduroys, the same purposefully out of date oddly rimmed eye glasses. You can even notice slight changes in their group-think style because they all change styles at the same time.
Here’s an example:
It’s like they get each month’s Vice Magazine Do’s tattooed on their tiny hipster penis and then subsequently lasered off and replaced at press time.
Anyway, I saw this one kid who decided to taint my neighborhood with his homogeneous individuality and he was wearing a t-shirt with the phrase, “Waldorf School,” in silly little yellow letters over a rainbow. Seriously.
Which suddenly explained the whole thing to me. Every hipster went to a fucking Waldorf school. My best friend went to a Waldorf school, they’re like hipster Hitler Youth summer camps. You learn German at age two, dip beeswax candles at age 3 and then learn interpretive dance K through fucking 12.
Every Waldorf kid I knew as a youth has lived for at least five weeks in Williamsburg. Coincidence? I think not.