Miss(ed) Manners

February 25, 2008

Oh, Hey There!

Filed under: Humor — missedmanners @ 11:17 am

Well, another winter, another long unexplained absence. Sorry, y’all. Been crazy busy doing the following:

  1. Working
  2. Sloring
  3. Working on Sloring
  4. Needlepoint

Annnnnnyway, before I get back into the swing of things I figured I’d respond to some of your more serious inquiries:

I think his head filled up and fell off or he forgot about us all..

Comment by Keith — February 18, 2008

My annual sinus infection was actually mercifully brief this year. I attribute this to daily nasal irrigation, ephedrine, meth, working out and butt sex. Thanks for that, Keith.

i heard he’s taken up with a one armed vietnamese hooker and has been holed up for the last three weeks… he should need to come up for air soon… D

Comment by sunshine — February 18, 2008:p Lop Sang is not a hooker, she’s a sherpa.

dude, we’re starting to worry. after heath ledger, there’s talk that a barbituate fueled bender has taken you from us…I was so looking forward to another drunken movie review

Comment by Matt K — February 21, 2008I am doing a drunk movie review this week. I promise. 😀

Not taking antibiotics is the best thing to do. My mom pops them like candy, and probably has an huge immunity to them now. What with all the “super bugs” going around as well, it’s best just to let things run their course unless it’s really bad.

Comment by slyparadox — February 24, 2008Exactly. I do everything in my power to try to not have to take antibiotics, for the reason stated in my post below, among other things. I’ve exhausted every single homeopathic remedy and surprisingly, when put together, they DO work. Though I smell like lemongrass, garlic and baby formula for most of every February.

Nah, he’s just lying around in some drunken stupor with what he thinks is a woman. When he wakes up in a week or two, he’ll realize she has an adams apple. Poor Dave. I almost feel sorry for him now.

Comment by Ally — February 25, 2008

There are a few ladies I know that might be a little upset by that. No way would they let me sleep for a whole week.

Anyway, sorry for the big chill, had a ton of shit to get done, which, surprise surprise, is DONE! 😀 Thanks for all the well wishes, Ask Daves! and other notes.



  1. Did you needlepoint a picture of your nedi pot? You know, like to improve your karma?

    Will you be posting a pic of your needlepoint accomplishments?

    Comment by conundrum — February 25, 2008 @ 12:32 pm | Reply

  2. I attribute this to daily nasal irrigation, ephedrine, meth, working out and butt sex. Thanks for that, Keith.

    You are so very welcome… I hope your butt sex was not too ruff. I remember when that guy asked you on a Monday morning heading for work if you wanted to share some meth and butt sex before.

    Who knew one just had to wait until you had a head cold.

    Comment by Keith — February 25, 2008 @ 1:37 pm | Reply

  3. Welcome back.

    Comment by max — February 26, 2008 @ 2:16 am | Reply

  4. no way in hell do you need to work on your sloring… 😛

    welcome back…

    Comment by sunshine — February 26, 2008 @ 11:03 pm | Reply

  5. but to master the slore one must practice all the time.!

    Comment by Keith — February 27, 2008 @ 1:07 pm | Reply

  6. ok so.. i feel a little weird and stalkerish asking this, but when someone mentioned you doing another drunken movie review i got inspired to look for your old ones, since i remember how hilarious they were. anda after a really long time searching (am i just wordpress illiterate or something?) i found them, but the pictures you posted with them were gone!! what’s up with that? i was going to show a friend but i can’t without the pictures. 😦

    Comment by andria — February 27, 2008 @ 11:28 pm | Reply

  7. I am going to look really stupid if I say I do not know what sloring is, right?

    Comment by max — February 27, 2008 @ 11:42 pm | Reply

  8. Hey! You’re love mistress let her bitch go!

    Oh dang, that was just mean. I take back the b-word.

    Comment by Ally — February 28, 2008 @ 7:50 pm | Reply

  9. Andria:

    I MAY have those pics somewhere still on my work PC. I’ll go look for them. I copied them off of Rhythmism, where I used to write, but that site’s got more server issues than a restaurant staffed by the cast of the Bad Girls Club.

    Comment by missedmanners — February 29, 2008 @ 10:31 am | Reply

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