Miss(ed) Manners

January 30, 2008

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Filed under: Humor — missedmanners @ 1:17 pm

So I’ve got a minor relapse of a head cold. I’ve got a septum that’s more deviant than Andy Dick and I get sinus infections at the drop of a hat. Instead of getting antibiotics, I try to beat them through natural means in the hopes that when I eventually come down with that case of the super-Clap I wont be entirely immune to the effects of all forms of penicillin.

Also not helping is the fact that I’ve been about a pack-a-day smoker since 15.

So this time around I decided instead of buying neti pots, steaming my head, gargling with salt water tonics or sleeping upside down… I’d just not smoke for a day. Something I haven’t done in over ten years.

I’m 15 hours in and it’s really not that bad… though time does seem to CRAWL.

I’ll report back after I chew someone’s head off for asking me what kind of salad dressing I want.

9 Comments »

  1. yeah… so how’d that go???!!! šŸ˜›

    Comment by sunshine — January 30, 2008 @ 11:23 pm | Reply

  2. I made it to about 22 :p

    haha

    Comment by missedmanners — January 31, 2008 @ 12:01 am | Reply

  3. tobacco’s not bad….i find i smoke more when i’m sick. eases the pain.

    Comment by Matt K — February 3, 2008 @ 10:42 pm | Reply

  4. Hey…you any better?

    Been a while since you posted anything.

    Just checking.

    LK

    Comment by Laurie Kendrick — February 12, 2008 @ 3:30 am | Reply

  5. I think his head filled up and fell off or he forgot about us all..

    Comment by Keith — February 18, 2008 @ 3:58 pm | Reply

  6. i heard he’s taken up with a one armed vietnamese hooker and has been holed up for the last three weeks… he should need to come up for air soon…šŸ˜€

    Comment by sunshine — February 18, 2008 @ 6:03 pm | Reply

  7. dude, we’re starting to worry. after heath ledger, there’s talk that a barbituate fueled bender has taken you from us…I was so looking forward to another drunken movie review

    Comment by Matt K — February 21, 2008 @ 6:25 pm | Reply

  8. Not taking antibiotics is the best thing to do. My mom pops them like candy, and probably has an huge immunity to them now. What with all the “super bugs” going around as well, it’s best just to let things run their course unless it’s really bad.

    Comment by slyparadox — February 24, 2008 @ 8:27 pm | Reply

  9. Nah, he’s just lying around in some drunken stupor with what he thinks is a woman. When he wakes up in a week or two, he’ll realize she has an adams apple. Poor Dave. I almost feel sorry for him now.

    Comment by Ally — February 25, 2008 @ 9:12 am | Reply


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