Miss(ed) Manners

January 12, 2008

Road Post

Filed under: Humor — missedmanners @ 11:37 pm

You know what’s embarrassing? When you’re waiting for the train on your way out for the evening and you realize you forgot to spend the requisite twenty minutes in the shower scrubbing the back of your hand in some perverse reverse jerk off motion to get the club stamps off from the night before.

Now everyone is going to think one of two things, you’re unclean (only in the head) or you’ve stayed out for the past twenty four hours and are knee deep in a shit storm of a coke binge and the fading of the stamps isnt from your actual half hearted attempt at cleaning yourself, but instead from flop sweat and stripper friction.

At least that’s what I always think.

9 Comments »

  1. LOL — stop at a drug store for some rubbing alcohol?

    Comment by max — January 13, 2008 @ 2:29 am | Reply

  2. Stop at a store and lose out on precious booze time? doubtful. Actually… no one noticed. Though I guess that’s the bonus you get from visiting red lighted lounges.

    Comment by missedmanners — January 13, 2008 @ 5:32 am | Reply

  3. Wow, that’s a very well-thought out assumption!

    I can never scrub that damn ink off myself. Lighter fluid perhaps?

    Comment by slyparadox — January 13, 2008 @ 8:42 pm | Reply

  4. [psst, nail polish remover]

    Comment by max — January 13, 2008 @ 8:59 pm | Reply

  5. Hairspray and a kleenex.

    Takes even the UV inks off.

    Comment by Ally — January 13, 2008 @ 10:08 pm | Reply

  6. Wow I have to try that I have never heard it before.

    Comment by max — January 13, 2008 @ 11:13 pm | Reply

  7. Dang, that IS a good idea. Now I just need to get some hairspray.

    Awesome.

    Comment by missedmanners — January 14, 2008 @ 12:11 am | Reply

  8. So, in lieu of finding some hairspray this morning I went with the frenetic hand scrubbing that I’m used to. Got all the blue and black ones off, but for some reason the red one refused to go completely away and now I’m stuck with what looks like a spread out patch of eczema or something.

    Hasn’t anyone ever heard of Crayola washable markers? I’m going outside for a cigarette, not an expedition to Borneo. Shit.

    Comment by missedmanners — January 14, 2008 @ 12:34 pm | Reply

  9. Wow, red and blotchy!

    Gosh, you’re such a catch.

    Later Gator,
    Ally

    Comment by Ally — January 14, 2008 @ 9:56 pm | Reply


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