Miss(ed) Manners

December 5, 2007

I Think I Understand Racism

Filed under: Humor — missedmanners @ 5:16 pm

Ok, not really.

How about unfounded, blind hate?

I work on the 15th floor.

Apparently everyone and their mother works on the 11th floor. We are ALWAYS stopping there to pick someone up or drop someone off. They’re like that constantly drunk asshole friend of yours who always needs a ride. Take a cab, asshole.

I actually get angry whenever the elevator stops there. What’s that all about?  I sneer at anyone I recognize from that floor and have actually not held the doors for two of them. I think I need some holiday cheer or something.

This from the “I’m Too Busy to Write Much Today” Department.



  1. oh goodness… sounds like you need some sunshine… thank heavens i’m home soon enough… stop being such a cranky pants!!! 😛

    Comment by sunshine — December 5, 2007 @ 9:10 pm | Reply

  2. Let the hate flow through you…
    take your RAZR and strike them down!

    Or just down a nice egg nogg with lots of booze in it. Now that is some holiday cheer!

    Comment by Keith — December 6, 2007 @ 10:47 am | Reply

  3. I once worked for a company that had far too many people in far too little floor space so we employees were forced to abuse the elevator stop much like you describe. Have a little mercy on the hapless lift riders.

    Sir – I think it is time for a nice big winter-tini.

    Comment by conundrum — December 6, 2007 @ 2:27 pm | Reply

  4. lol… yeah… because i need to write about drinking when it comes to you and me hanging out… lol… 😛

    Comment by sunshine — December 6, 2007 @ 3:30 pm | Reply

  5. I love that two out of three comments suggest booze.

    Oh how ye know me.

    Comment by missedmanners — December 6, 2007 @ 3:30 pm | Reply

  6. Rotten 11th floor!! Whgo the hell do they think they are!! Just shove em out on 9 or 13 an make em walk two stories or feel like lazy shitheels to wait for another ‘vator.
    Darth Vator: “come to the 15th, Puke Floorwalker!”

    P.S. Vodka in an Evian bottle… They will think you are the happiest health kook on the planet. That’s all I’m sayin’.

    Comment by grouchosuave — December 6, 2007 @ 9:29 pm | Reply

  7. You should get off the elevator on the eleventh floor one day and pretend you are an anthropologist in a strange land, there to study the natives. Wear a pith helmet. Bring a notebook and a camera.

    Comment by njolemore — January 2, 2008 @ 2:08 am | Reply

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