Miss(ed) Manners

November 27, 2007

Adolescent Hair

Filed under: Humor — missedmanners @ 5:25 pm


Starting about two months ago I decided to go from this:


To this:


Minus the Sarah Connor tumor and bad makeup of course.

I’ve been mowing my scalp like a suburban lawn for way too long and it’s about time I let my locks down, Rapunzel style.

So what’s the problem? I’ve got adolescent hair now. It’s in between short and regular and sticking all over the place. I definitely feel weird and look weirder.

I can’t even wear a hat because I’ve got a weird shaped giganto-head.

These are lean times on the hotness meter. I’ve got pseudo-anime hair and I’m pushing a soft 7 out of 10. Which is really fucking low considering my ego.

Do you think if I Rogained my non-balding head it would make my hair grow faster?


  1. There is a girl behind this desire to change the look, right? Some delicate voice saying, You would look so handsome with longer hair….

    Comment by max — November 28, 2007 @ 12:16 am | Reply

  2. Haha. Nah… just my inner female. In fact, I actually haven’t listened to any type of female advice in about 12 years.

    Which would explain why I wear jeans and tee shirts and live like a college student.

    Comment by missedmanners — November 28, 2007 @ 10:23 am | Reply

  3. Invest in some mousse or gel and try taming your tresses that way.

    Comment by BluJewel — November 29, 2007 @ 9:23 am | Reply

  4. Boo you cropped Sunny and I out of the pic! 😛

    Comment by Elisa — November 29, 2007 @ 2:48 pm | Reply

  5. you can see a touch of my eye… 😉

    so far its looking good, we’ll see how it is the next time i see you… should go nicely with your mustache… 😀

    Comment by sunshine — November 29, 2007 @ 6:11 pm | Reply

  6. Honestly, I don’t think I’m doing the stache this year. It may just exacerbate the shitty hair situation.

    Comment by missedmanners — November 29, 2007 @ 7:17 pm | Reply

  7. I say go for a change.. enjoy grooming your inner neanderthal to the outside.

    Just don’t expect sex for a while.

    Comment by Cath — December 5, 2007 @ 8:47 pm | Reply

  8. did you try the rogain? how’s it doing now? lol and i agree with cath. headpats

    Comment by dragonsvamp — January 1, 2008 @ 4:31 pm | Reply

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