Starting about two months ago I decided to go from this:
Minus the Sarah Connor tumor and bad makeup of course.
I’ve been mowing my scalp like a suburban lawn for way too long and it’s about time I let my locks down, Rapunzel style.
So what’s the problem? I’ve got adolescent hair now. It’s in between short and regular and sticking all over the place. I definitely feel weird and look weirder.
I can’t even wear a hat because I’ve got a weird shaped giganto-head.
These are lean times on the hotness meter. I’ve got pseudo-anime hair and I’m pushing a soft 7 out of 10. Which is really fucking low considering my ego.
Do you think if I Rogained my non-balding head it would make my hair grow faster?