You guys rock. Sorry I’ve been absent, though to answer your questions as to where I was I’ll start off with a list of things I was NOT doing:
Languishing in a hole of drug use, barely able to move, contemplating time and carrots.
Trying to come up with a Halloween costume (already did that, and it’s quite possibly the best one ever).
Getting sponge-baths from redheads (I prefer loofas and blondes, thankyouverymuch).
Recovering from a fall off a roof (The only thing that scares me more than roofs is redheads with sponges).
Dating someone (I’m not allowed to have a girlfriend until 2009. Trust me, it’s in everyone’s best interest).
I was actually on location at an event for about a week, working my tookus off. Directly following said slave-galley assignment I was upstate with my bestest friend in the whole wide world, Sunshine, at my parents place, decompressing. And drinking. And eating.
But I’m back now and I’ve got a ton of super awesome Ask Dave! columns starting tomorrow and some even better slightly humorous observations.
Thanks for all the love, emailed and otherwise. You warm my frigid cockles.