Miss(ed) Manners

October 23, 2007


Filed under: Humor — missedmanners @ 9:57 am


You guys rock. Sorry I’ve been absent, though to answer your questions as to where I was I’ll start off with a list of things I was NOT doing:

Languishing in a hole of drug use, barely able to move, contemplating time and carrots.

Trying to come up with a Halloween costume (already did that, and it’s quite possibly the best one ever).

Getting sponge-baths from redheads (I prefer loofas and blondes, thankyouverymuch).

Recovering from a fall off a roof (The only thing that scares me more than roofs is redheads with sponges).

Dating someone (I’m not allowed to have a girlfriend until 2009. Trust me, it’s in everyone’s best interest).

I was actually on location at an event for about a week, working my tookus off. Directly following said slave-galley assignment I was upstate with my bestest friend in the whole wide world, Sunshine, at my parents place, decompressing. And drinking. And eating.

But I’m back now and I’ve got a ton of super awesome Ask Dave! columns starting tomorrow and some even better slightly humorous observations.

Thanks for all the love, emailed and otherwise. You warm my frigid cockles.



  1. The things you weren’t doing sound much better than the things you were. Sorry.

    I’m glad to have warmed your cockles. Or possibly even the sub-cockle area.

    Comment by SexyCoolSuperSpy — October 23, 2007 @ 10:30 am | Reply

  2. The things I never do are way cooler than the things I’m always doing. Unless I’m actually doing the things that I’m not, in which case they are cooler than the things I’m saying I’m not doing when I am.

    That’s just the truth, no need to be sorry.

    Comment by missedmanners — October 23, 2007 @ 10:49 am | Reply

  3. hell the uncool shit you’re doing is cooler than the cool shit i do

    Comment by matt k — October 23, 2007 @ 11:12 am | Reply

  4. And what, exactly, is wrong with redheads? HMMMMMM?

    Comment by Tiffany Taylor — October 23, 2007 @ 1:47 pm | Reply

  5. Hehehe.

    Nothing in particular.

    While I must admit a mild South Park inspired fear of Gingers… I’ve actually been quite fond of some readheads.

    Just not the ones with sponges. Long story.

    Comment by missedmanners — October 23, 2007 @ 1:52 pm | Reply

  6. Also, Matt, I’ve edited out all the super uncool shit I did.

    For example, while trying to fix a leak in a tent during a particularly rainy press conference, the collected gallonage of water being held at bay by a faulty gutter was released on me at full force in front of several hundred people.

    Fortunately, I was wearing all linen (inspired, I know) and dried off quickly. The embarrassment, however, stuck around a little longer.

    Comment by missedmanners — October 23, 2007 @ 1:57 pm | Reply

  7. Dear Dave,

    Then you haven’t met the right red head yet.

    Besides, I make one hell of a naughty nurse, even if I’m a strawberry blonde. (Naturally, hells bells, I’ve been in disguise as a brunette. You know, pretending to be smart.)

    Good luck with the not dying!

    -Ally M.

    Comment by Ally — October 27, 2007 @ 6:13 pm | Reply

  8. being at your home is cool… 😀

    Comment by sunshine — November 8, 2007 @ 2:53 am | Reply

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