Miss(ed) Manners

September 26, 2007

Bathroom Etiquette, Part 4,789

Filed under: Humor — missedmanners @ 4:24 pm

You know what’s creepy?

Taking a leak next to someone in a cramped bathroom at a wedding and then saying, “Big wedding, huh?”

That breaks like eighty rules of proper bathroom etiquette.

I felt a little like that undercover cop who busted Larry Craig. Please, no innuendo or anything that could possibly be misconstrued as innuendo when I’m having a slash. In fact, please obey rule #1 of urinal etiquette: Don’t fucking talk.

I’m still grossed out by that.

*shudder*

2 Comments »

  1. No way dude. The worse scenario is normal business in the bathroom, going back out to dance, and then bumping into the guy next to whom you were just peeing. There’s an obligatory “Oh hi, I just peed next to you” moment that is so…weird.

    Comment by nosugrefneb — September 26, 2007 @ 4:58 pm | Reply

  2. Yet another reason to be so glad I am a girl. Jeez.

    Comment by max — September 27, 2007 @ 1:42 pm | Reply


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