You know what’s creepy?
Taking a leak next to someone in a cramped bathroom at a wedding and then saying, “Big wedding, huh?”
That breaks like eighty rules of proper bathroom etiquette.
I felt a little like that undercover cop who busted Larry Craig. Please, no innuendo or anything that could possibly be misconstrued as innuendo when I’m having a slash. In fact, please obey rule #1 of urinal etiquette: Don’t fucking talk.
I’m still grossed out by that.