Despite spending all week last week answering letters, I’m still way behind. Looks like this will again be an entire week of Ask Dave!
Oh also… one of you sent me this hilarious letter regarding a painfully smelly defecater… somehow I lost that one… no idea how. Anyway, if you could be so kind as to resend it, I’ve got a great answer to the question.
Or I’ll just paraphrase and add in some fake names, locations and completely inappropriate language.