Miss(ed) Manners

August 29, 2007


Filed under: Humor — missedmanners @ 3:19 pm

*throws new computer out the fucking window*

I won’t get into details, but let me just say this: I was born at home. Like, I can point to the spot where I was born, and probably conceived (ewww, I know). I was a really healthy kid, never needed to go to the hospital. So I never had a special hospital birth certificate until I had to go to public school several years later.

I’ve been trying to get a goddamned passport to leave this fucking country for over a month now, and I’m being punished for being born naturally and off the grid. Fucking fascists. Bureaucracy can choke on my man root.

Steam just came out of my ears. What’s worse is that I even had a passport when I was in high school, and they’re saying that one was given in error. What the fucking fuck?



  1. Maybe this is just a sign from God that you should stay right here in the good ole US of A and not go places where the al quaeda types can torture you into admitting you had sex with Senator Craig in an airport restroom.

    I’m just saying….

    Comment by Geezer — August 29, 2007 @ 9:31 pm | Reply

  2. hope you get it and make it to oh canada

    Comment by Dana — August 29, 2007 @ 9:35 pm | Reply

  3. I just have to say that “What the fucking fuck?” maybe replace Amy Winehouse’s “Fuckery” as the fuck-related saying du jour in our office.


    Comment by Naughty Heather — August 30, 2007 @ 3:57 pm | Reply

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