Miss(ed) Manners

August 21, 2007

Reasons Why I Wish I Could Time Travel

Filed under: Humor — missedmanners @ 11:24 pm

1: So I could go back to 1979 with a digital music player and a modern custom car stereo and just wow the high waisted pants off some Parker Posey look-a-like, a la Dazed and Confused.

2: Obviously traveling to key sexy time moments and punching myself into an unconscious oblivion to prevent the shame. Oh the shame.

3: Heading back to Thermopylae and begging the Spartans there to just go home and spare us all the eight billion memes their heroic deaths were apparently for.

4: Two Words: The Wheel.

5: Two more words: Cavelady booty. Everybody loves an inventor.

5 Comments »

  1. “Cavelady booty”

    Dude, I don’t know about that one. Did they shower? And. um. toilet paper. none? right?

    Comment by jd2718 — August 22, 2007 @ 12:12 am | Reply

  2. sexy times….yup…totally about the sexytimes. i mean i could go back and drown baby hitler in the toilet……but then it’d be right back to 4th year university to that night when i totally missed my cue and could have power laid lori howey…..dammit all to hell.

    highschool would have been a blast too….knowing what i know now about talking to girls, being cool, and personal hygiene, i’d have been unstoppable!!!!

    did they know how to cure the clap back then?

    Comment by matt k — August 22, 2007 @ 12:20 pm | Reply

  3. jd: It would probably be gross, but considering that they probably don’t know how to talk, it’d be worth it.

    matt: Oh, ever since the advent of NES I’ve been dying for a reset button, if only so I could find the hidden level in Melissa Costa’s pants in 7th grade.

    Comment by missedmanners — August 22, 2007 @ 12:33 pm | Reply

  4. oh dude, i’m thinking 9th grade, carrie stinson! so i could get the retry button on the stupid shit i said around her. get to the bonus boobie level. damn…k i’ve gotta figure out time travel.

    Comment by matt k — August 23, 2007 @ 2:16 pm | Reply

  5. car stereos that are made by Kenwooda are the best and very durable:*,

    Comment by Alcoholism Treatment : — October 26, 2010 @ 3:38 pm | Reply


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