But I think that this dude:
Is going to win American Idol.
Recently some of my friends and I have started getting nice and drunk and watching Tivo’d American Idol. If you’ve got any sort of self respect you haven’t gotten as wrapped up in it as we have. We’re loud, obnoxious and opinionated.
So last night, we first watched the performance episode from Tuesday night. The WORST of all the performers was this guy pictured above, Sanjaya. It was a brutal butchering of the classic “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough.” A song that you may remember as the “everything’s cool now between the black and white football players” from Remember the Titans.
Obviously everyone was assuming this dude was going home to wherever he’s from. However, for the second week in a row, after being the absolute worst I’ve ever seen on this show, he made it through.
Okay. Here’s my theory. You know how you can call or text in votes?
Where in the world are there like billions of call centers?
Fine. Wouldn’t it be awesome if like the entire population of the Indian subcontinent got all motivated and voted this guy through based solely on their world leading position as a telephone support out-sourcing solution? What a coup!