Miss(ed) Manners

February 16, 2007

CSI: Miami Drinking Game Update

Filed under: CSI,CSI: Miami — missedmanners @ 12:50 pm



This clip has been bouncing around on Youtube for a while now, but watching it really helps explain some of the Horatio rules from my original post on the topic: The CSI: Miami Drinking Game

I can’t stop laughing when I watch this. If you can’t stand seeing the whole thing, just forward it to the last minute and see the Brazil episode intro. If you’d been playing the game when that shit went down, you’d be dead.

Rule #257 clearly states that if at anytime Horatio Caine puts on his sunglasses which then shows the reflection of a plane in flight and he says, “We’re going to (motherfucking) Brazil (bitches),” (You have to say the words in the parentheses) which then leads into a massive aerial circling shot around him now transported to motherfucking BRAZIL, where he’s standing and then KNEELING in front of that giant Christ type statue thing they got down there….

*pant* *pant*

… if all that happens… oh merciful Jesus… you’ve got to go out, find a case of Jaeger and drink until you DIE.

That’s how crazy that Brazil intro is.

When my roommate and I saw that when it first aired, I punched him in his bald head and ran a lap around the block to keep myself from exploding from the massive amount of contact-awesome.


  1. Hey, I found your journal due to the rockin’ candy Helm’s Deep, but then I saw this. I am THRILLED that somebody other than me has a CSI: Miami drinking game. Yours is better-thought out. Mine only has one rule… if Caruso puts his hands on his hips, you must empty your glass (one hand on hip, half the glass). It’s a great game, but I’ve never been conscious for the end of an episode.

    Comment by ReplyHazy — February 17, 2007 @ 1:07 am | Reply

  2. That’s fantastic, editing it together would have driven me insane (although I think you’d have to be borderline to consider it in the first place) How about trying to play the game whilst watching the you tube clip, 7 minutes straight of just chugging booze, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t make it past the halfway point.

    Comment by Adam — February 23, 2007 @ 11:34 am | Reply

  3. I had to post this here, as soon as I saw it.


    I dunno if you check past comments, so I may post it on a more recent post.

    Comment by VictoriaE77 — March 20, 2007 @ 3:32 pm | Reply

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