Miss(ed) Manners

January 26, 2007

A Little Note On How Excellent I Am Feeling Right Now

Filed under: Humor — missedmanners @ 6:12 pm

Last night we had a race to ten Irish Car Bombs.

We did 11.

It was well documented and I’m just waiting on getting the pictures back before I do a little write up and show you the ensuing carnage.  It should be high-larious.

Things that are not high-larious?

I stupidly left my coat in coat check the night before what is apparently the coldest day of the year. It’s 9 degrees out there and I’m walkin’ around in a goddamned wind breaker nursing a hangover the size of that gigantic comet thing they burrowed into in Armageddon.  Coincidentally, I hacked up a loogey that looks just like it too.

Highlights of the night?

I have NO idea. But I did make it home safely, albeit coldly, so small favors eh?  Should have the full coverage in a day or two.

3 Comments »

  1. “Last night we had a race to ten Irish Car Bombs.”

    I thought there was a cease-fire in Ireland. This is going to bugger things up for Gerry Adams and that other guy who’s always ranting “Ulsterrrr sairs Nooooooo!”

    Comment by Gorilla Bananas — January 27, 2007 @ 12:25 pm | Reply

  2. 11 Irish car bombs?? daaaaaaang. Well, hat’s off to you for your abortive suicide attempt. Potatoes will help that hangover; if you can’t eat them to soak up the poison, you can always just heat them wlhole and put them on yeouer eyelidsd to quiet the SATans timpani boOming behind yer eyees. Makes to ehard to see thourh, Ii’m tyoping blind myseelf at the lmoment.

    Comment by grouchosuave — January 28, 2007 @ 2:34 pm | Reply

  3. Irish car bombs? Sounds heavy….

    Comment by cecilia — February 1, 2007 @ 11:51 am | Reply


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