Miss(ed) Manners

January 19, 2007

Hangmanover

Filed under: Hungover,Life — missedmanners @ 3:08 pm

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You know those awesome hangovers where you start out feeling fine? You head to work, on time no less, with the noble intention of getting a lot of work done for one Friday in your life. Then, right around lunch time you get hit with the shakes, you’ve got a cold layer of something that resembles sweat, but you’re sure it’s excreted booze. Your projects grind to a halt. You have problems focusing. Your head is suddenly full of steel wool and the sound of the shifting of your jeans makes you want to headbutt your knees for their impudence in not staying still.

That’s me in a nutshell. Absolutely worthless today, among other things.

I LOVE hangovers, and I say that with no sarcasm. They remind you that all fun comes with a price. Which means that fun barters in pain, that sado-masochist.

Current Mood: Fuzzy, Angry, Rheumatoid Arthritisey

PS: This link always gives me a laugh when it comes to hangovers: http://www.hungrymonster.com/humor/Jokes.cfm?jid=705

PPS: I do my best writing when I’m hungover. Almost all of the archived Miss(ed) Manners columns were written on a Friday (do the math). This point is of course hotly debated.

8 Comments »

  1. Well, hungover or not… your mind makes wonderful creative connections. Love it:-)
    Drink some tomato juice, now!!!!

    Comment by suburbanlife — January 19, 2007 @ 3:24 pm | Reply

  2. Hair of the dog, my friend.

    Comment by Alex — January 19, 2007 @ 4:44 pm | Reply

  3. Funny, I write best when I’m wasted. Well, I think I write the best and I thought she was beautiful.

    Comment by grouchosuave — January 19, 2007 @ 8:36 pm | Reply

  4. Interesting post!🙂

    Comment by Miriam — January 20, 2007 @ 7:29 pm | Reply

  5. I write best buzzed and right after being naughty!

    Good luck…water and advil the night before, IF you want to prevent the hangover!

    Comment by Naughty Heather — January 20, 2007 @ 11:10 pm | Reply

  6. Try being a hooker with a hangover. Not fun.

    Comment by compartments — January 22, 2007 @ 11:08 am | Reply

  7. Ahhhhh… yes… I’m operating [sort of] under those exact hangover conditions right now.
    What is it with a hangover that makes you completely unmotivated to do actual work, even though you know that the day will go faster and you’ll be distracted from how crappy you feel?

    Comment by Chuggle — January 22, 2007 @ 8:57 pm | Reply

  8. thanks for the hungrymonster.com!

    Comment by swati — February 1, 2007 @ 7:57 pm | Reply


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