“You make people realize that there exist other beauties in the world.”
What the fuck?
I’m pretty sure this cookie just called me ugly. Either it’s implying that there is more to beauty than physical beauty, which then implies that I should be happy people smile at me past my club foot, horrible acid burn scarring and halitosis… or it’s saying that there are other “beauties,” as in other beautiful people. In which case the cookie’s saying that they’re better looking than I am.
It’s not even good with the requisite “in bed” tagged on.
“You make people realize that there exist other beauties in the world in bed.”
That’s just poor grammar and implies that I make people realize that there’s more to being in bed than the most obvious beauty of being in bed, sex with me.
Fuck you China.