Miss(ed) Manners

January 5, 2007

New York’s Mostest Eligible Bachelors, #22

Filed under: Humor,Ramblings,Relationships,Sex — missedmanners @ 12:07 pm

If you’re confused, check here.

Bachelor #22: Barry Shore
Barry has been a production assistant at the hit Showtime network show, The L Word for over four years. He recently took a four month sabbatical to study cunnilingus at the prestigious Oyster Bay Institute. He spends his free time now at the park split between admiring puppies at the dog run and marveling at children in the playground, but not in a creepy way, more of a, “I love kids and hope to have them whenever you’re ready” sort of way. Raised just outside of Hoboken, this hometown boy’s interests include: never hanging out with his friends again, letting you drive and making the bed.

Bachelor Fun Fact:
When he was a child, Barry was bombarded with gamma rays during a science experiment gone wrong. There were no noticeable harmful side effects, though he has gained a limited ability for telepathy. So yes, he is a mind-reader.

3 Comments »

  1. –Raised just outside of Hoboken, this hometown boy’s interests include: never hanging out with his friends again, letting you drive and making the bed–

    …*jaw drop*
    LOL that sounds like a friend of mine

    Comment by dragonsvamp — January 5, 2007 @ 8:13 pm | Reply

  2. oh my!

    Comment by BluJewel — January 8, 2007 @ 12:37 pm | Reply

  3. That’s freakin’ hilarious, dude! Thanks for the laugh.

    Comment by wineward — March 20, 2007 @ 3:37 pm | Reply


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