Miss(ed) Manners

October 10, 2006

The Hallway Hotness, Part Two

Filed under: Funny,Humor,Linkmania,Office,Personal,Phone Sex,Ramblings,Random,Sex — missedmanners @ 4:42 pm

So I saw Harold in the hallway again and guess what?

He was on the phone AGAIN!

This time the phone sex seemed a little more frantic; he was shortening his words and the pace was elevated.  As he walked past me – I was office-bound from a mid afternoon smoke – I again imagined what he was talking about:

“Hi.”

“Oooooh hey Harold, I’ve missed you, have you missed me?”

 “Yeh.”

 “Want to get dirty?”

“Yah.”

“Want me to take off my-“

“Yes”

“And touch my-“

“Yes”

“With-“

“Yeh”

“Throbbing-“

“Yeh”

“Milky-“

“Yah”

“Inclined-“

“Yes” 

“Strap-on-“

“Okay”

And then he hung up.  Man does that guy know how to economize.

1 Comment »

  1. Freaking hilarious! Strap on? Wow! Scary images came to mind…running away to rid myself of them.

    Comment by BluJewel — October 11, 2006 @ 9:41 am | Reply


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