Miss(ed) Manners

September 28, 2006

My Girlfriend Said I Could Plagarize Her

Filed under: Humor,Life — missedmanners @ 6:03 pm

That’s what she just said to me and I COMPLETELY misread it as being a sex act, but then again, I’m always doing that.

Anyway, it’s still forty fucking below in my office and I’ve been complaining about it every single day over AIM to her. My fingers are losing feeling, I’m constantly on the verge of slipping into hybernation, not through winter, mind you, but until it starts and I can wear a tee shirt to work again because it’ll be TOO HOT.

Anyway I digress, this is what my lovely lady said I could write and say that I said it:

” i’m chilly just thinking of you freezing over there
you should post an update to your blog
something about your balls crawling into your abdominal cavity for warmth
you’ve tried to coax them out by placing a steaming hot cup of McDonalds coffee between your legs (free until the 30th!!)
but they just aren’t having it
you can plagarize me
go for it”

The funny thing about this is that it’s all true.

I’ve got a hot cup of coffee sitting in my groin. It’s steaming and free and from McDonald’s.

But my balls are not having any of it 😦 Stupid balls.


  1. trickster, conman. (5) to pierce or stick, as with a thorn or a long pointed mongrel (4)

    Comment by Shaastra — September 28, 2006 @ 6:28 pm | Reply

  2. If that’s not spam it’s officially the weirdest comment I’ve ever gotten.

    Comment by missedmanners — September 28, 2006 @ 7:33 pm | Reply

  3. OMG! I can sooooooo empathize with you on this. I even posted about it before. I have a space heater at my desk and it’s on for damn near the duration of work day.

    Comment by BluJewel — September 28, 2006 @ 10:00 pm | Reply

  4. Your girlfriend’s AIM comments look and read like a poem. “Ode to Frozen Balls” perhaps. 🙂

    Blu is right: You need to buy a good space heater. I keep one by my legs during the winter.

    Comment by tiffanytaylor — September 29, 2006 @ 7:55 am | Reply

  5. OMG. (Not a huge fan of using such AOL speak, but in this case it’s necessary)

    It’s 60 degrees out and the goddamned AC is still ON!

    It’s OCTOBER.

    I’m leaving early today.

    Comment by missedmanners — September 29, 2006 @ 10:07 am | Reply

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