That’s what she just said to me and I COMPLETELY misread it as being a sex act, but then again, I’m always doing that.
Anyway, it’s still forty fucking below in my office and I’ve been complaining about it every single day over AIM to her. My fingers are losing feeling, I’m constantly on the verge of slipping into hybernation, not through winter, mind you, but until it starts and I can wear a tee shirt to work again because it’ll be TOO HOT.
Anyway I digress, this is what my lovely lady said I could write and say that I said it:
” i’m chilly just thinking of you freezing over there
you should post an update to your blog
something about your balls crawling into your abdominal cavity for warmth
you’ve tried to coax them out by placing a steaming hot cup of McDonalds coffee between your legs (free until the 30th!!)
but they just aren’t having it
you can plagarize me
go for it”
The funny thing about this is that it’s all true.
I’ve got a hot cup of coffee sitting in my groin. It’s steaming and free and from McDonald’s.
But my balls are not having any of it 😦 Stupid balls.