Miss(ed) Manners

August 22, 2006

Naughty Naughty!

Filed under: Announcements,Humor,Life,Manners,Ramblings — missedmanners @ 10:19 am



So WordPress has this AWESOME feature that let’s you see what search terms are bringing people to your site. Fantastic, great tool. So what are people searching for on the internet that sends them this way? Are people looking for help and advice on how to act? No. Are people looking for a laugh to lift the oppressive gray cloud of depression from their lives? No.

They’re looking for advice on how to get a handjob at a massage parlor. *Sigh*

If you’re confused look here:


Listen, people, if you want a handjob, go do it yourself. And remember, your search strings are about as private as taking a dump in Times Square.

Don’t believe me?





  1. I’m amused by the folks who arrive at my site thanks to searches that are clearly seeking the OTHER Tiffany Taylor — the one who happens to be a porn star. (She’s also taken the domain name I’d like to own!) I’m sure these searchers are surprised to arrive at my disappointingly non-X-rated blog…
    I’m enjoying reading your entries, and I’m adding you to my blogroll.

    Comment by tiffanytaylor — August 22, 2006 @ 3:25 pm | Reply

  2. Well, I’d be a complete liar if I said that I didn’t know who she was. 😉

    You know I was just about to say the same thing about your site, I’m a big fan, just from the few weeks I’ve been doing this blog thing and reading up over there.

    I’ll be adding you too.

    Comment by missedmanners — August 22, 2006 @ 4:03 pm | Reply

  3. 3 words:

    fried. chicken. tour.



    Comment by jp — August 23, 2006 @ 1:49 pm | Reply

  4. OMG! That’s freaking hilarious. Kinda scary too.

    Comment by BluJewel — August 23, 2006 @ 2:59 pm | Reply

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