Of all the things to ban UKer’s from having on their person at all times: toothpaste, hair gel and sun screen, ha!
I think we all see the humo(u)r in tooth paste and sun screen. The British are notoriously well groomed in the mouth and possessing of deep tans befitting their island nation.
But the hair gel? That’s simply cruel, do you have any idea how long the perfectly messy/feigned disinterest hair style has been a part of British culture? Like twenty thousand years. Don’t believe me? Watch Vanity Fair, that Reese’s Meyer kid has what looks like a parrots ass sticking out of his head the entire movie.
Instead the following items should be instantly forbidden to travel from the UK to the US:
- Victoria and David Beckham
- Cultural references to cricket
- The Madonna/Gwynneth Paltrow Megabritwifezord
- Actual Irish People
- British humor and the unfounded national pride assocciated thereof