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	<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 03:57:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Good Lord</title>
		<link>http://missedmanners.wordpress.com/2008/05/12/good-lord/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 03:57:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What a MESS.
We were slotted to have a nice, quiet afterhours the other morning, and well, it got a little out of hand.
A little over a hundred people jam packed into my apartment. I JUST finished cleaning.
What I&#8217;m about to say may sound a little racist, but I don&#8217;t care, because it&#8217;s true. Private party [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Halfter Hours</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 03:49:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s really nothing better than going to bed only to wake up and have an afterhours party start at your apartment. We do this from time to time and honestly, they&#8217;re so good, my roommate and I wonder why we even go to parties anymore when we can just have them at home.
Here&#8217;s an incomplete [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stank You</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 00:18:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bizarre happening today. 
At dinner tonight a dish came, and it smelled like sex. That high temperature kind of smell that a woman puffs out from the spot right behind the bend in her chin after she reaches orgasm.
I&#8217;ve noticed most people have no idea about this smell, which is unfortunate for me because I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Signs of Summer #1</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 03:55:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ice Cream Sandwiches.
Is there any more perfect food?
They&#8217;ve been the same since the dawn of time. Same wrapper, same ice cream, same chocolate graham cracker heavenly casing.
I just ate two.
I felt like I was at a tee ball game. Not playing, mind you, because I never developed the hand eye coordination needed to become a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Like in an Elevator</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 03:18:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Makin&#8217; forced painful small talk while you&#8217;re goin&#8217; dowwwwwwn.
I hate that moment in the elevator when you realize you&#8217;ve got a talker. They breathe heavily, or shift their weight and groan. Something to catch your attention. A little non-verbal heads up that the inanity is about to come.
*cough*
&#8220;Jeez what a day.&#8221;
I could not begin to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>*Sniffle*</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 03:56:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently you can develop allergies when in your twenties.
At least I made it this long. I remember some kids I grew up with were allergic to everything. I used to laugh at them as I ran naked through fields of rag weed only stopping to crush up pollen and snort it off the back of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Me Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 03:50:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every year, after our events, my boss takes a day or two just to be out of the office and out of contact. Until this year I always thought it a little irresponsible.
Though now with all of my extra responsibilities and heavier work load, I&#8217;ve copied his behavior and have done the same. Today I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Than Disco</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 02:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That was hard. I&#8217;m pretty certain this is the longest I&#8217;ve ever been awake without the use of illicit drugs.
Not that I do that sort of thing.
Event was another success, though I lack the cognitive ability to describe my genius at this degraded level of consciousness.
Though what was fun was strolling into a party yesterday [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Something New</title>
		<link>http://missedmanners.wordpress.com/2008/05/03/something-new/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 23:23:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m about to attempt going to sleep at 7am to wake up at 2am.
I feel like a toddler being put down for a nap.
What&#8217;s even better is that what I&#8217;m waking up for, an outdoor event, is forecast to be in the middle of a thunderstorm.
Pneumonia here I come.
       [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Final Countdown</title>
		<link>http://missedmanners.wordpress.com/2008/05/02/the-final-countdown/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 03:54:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doo doo do do do!
Da da da da da!
It&#8217;s the fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinal countdown!
Love that song.
After this weekend my summer begins. So hopefully, expect more posts like the one below from my gorgeous, brilliant stand-in, Sunshine, as I will be spending most of it, as I always do, in a drunken, loutish haze.
Thought for the day: Tom [...]]]></description>
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