Miss(ed) Manners

May 27, 2009

Get Legs, Blog!

Filed under: Humor — missedmanners @ 3:14 pm

I got an iPhone. I’ve been the most ardent of mac fanboy haters but damnit if this little gadget isn’t the greatest invention since sliced bread. Scratch that, sliced bread sucks. Every supermarket gets their bread sliced too thin. The iPhone is better than sliced bread. There. I said it.

If you haven’t figures it out yet, I’m posting from someplace other than my computer. From the train, actually. Something I used to be able to do but definitely not with as much style.

Definitely not with pictures, either. See that horrid mess posted below? That’s what a local bar near my place of work is trying to pass off as a mojito.

I know mojitos. I work with mojitos. Several dozen mojitos and everyone around me becomes my new best friend. And that, sir, is no mojito.

Ewwwwww.

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3 Comments »

  1. Mojitos are divine. f’ked up mojitos suck.

    Comment by David — May 28, 2009 @ 1:42 am | Reply

  2. Dear Dave,

    Dammit, I really thought you died this time. Hell, I concocted swine flu in the hopes of your demise! Why do you live?!

    Moving right along:

    That’s supposed to be a mojito? It looks like upchuck over easy on ice.

    Gross,
    Ally

    Comment by Ally — June 9, 2009 @ 11:14 am | Reply

  3. ridos

    Comment by spa — December 20, 2009 @ 7:49 am | Reply


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