Miss(ed) Manners

June 13, 2008

Close Shave

Filed under: Humor — missedmanners @ 11:01 pm

You know what sucks? Getting a bad ass new razor, cleaning yourself up for the night only to shave off a piece of your lower lip. it sucks on a couple levels. 1) I’ve got some real juicy lips and apparently they’re just packed with oodles of blood. So it refuses to close up no matter the amount of tissue I pack on it in hopes of coagulating. And of course 2) I now look like I’ve got some sort of bloody open sore on my lip and we all know what that looks like.

Ugh.

Now I’ve got to preface every conversation I have tonight with this exact story. How boring.

4 Comments »

  1. dude, make up a story about a knife weilding crack head and that was the only mark he left on you.

    you were attacked by a marmot

    overzealous sex session

    there are so many better options than the truth

    Comment by matt k — June 14, 2008 @ 12:19 pm | Reply

  2. Facial injuries always bleed more. Doesn’t everyone know these survival skills or just people raised in the military?

    To keep yourself from continually splitting it open, keep a layer of neosporin over it, when possible (like sleeping) but don’t kiss anyone like that. That’s just gross schmearing that all over the place.

    Besides, you got bitch slapped by a gay in a pink sparkly suit wearing a diamond ring. Let’s hope it scars for emphasis!

    Suck it Up,
    Ally

    Comment by Ally — June 14, 2008 @ 12:48 pm | Reply

  3. lol

    I can always count on you guys for moral support. Wound closed up nicely, though I’m going to be more conscious of my non-drug related razor actions from now on.

    Comment by missedmanners — June 15, 2008 @ 1:20 pm | Reply

  4. Didn’t seem to stop you yesterday. ;)

    Comment by Jax — June 15, 2008 @ 3:11 pm | Reply


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