You know what sucks? Getting a bad ass new razor, cleaning yourself up for the night only to shave off a piece of your lower lip. it sucks on a couple levels. 1) I’ve got some real juicy lips and apparently they’re just packed with oodles of blood. So it refuses to close up no matter the amount of tissue I pack on it in hopes of coagulating. And of course 2) I now look like I’ve got some sort of bloody open sore on my lip and we all know what that looks like.
Ugh.
Now I’ve got to preface every conversation I have tonight with this exact story. How boring.
dude, make up a story about a knife weilding crack head and that was the only mark he left on you.
you were attacked by a marmot
overzealous sex session
there are so many better options than the truth
Comment by matt k — June 14, 2008 @ 12:19 pm |
Facial injuries always bleed more. Doesn’t everyone know these survival skills or just people raised in the military?
To keep yourself from continually splitting it open, keep a layer of neosporin over it, when possible (like sleeping) but don’t kiss anyone like that. That’s just gross schmearing that all over the place.
Besides, you got bitch slapped by a gay in a pink sparkly suit wearing a diamond ring. Let’s hope it scars for emphasis!
Suck it Up,
Ally
Comment by Ally — June 14, 2008 @ 12:48 pm |
lol
I can always count on you guys for moral support. Wound closed up nicely, though I’m going to be more conscious of my non-drug related razor actions from now on.
Comment by missedmanners — June 15, 2008 @ 1:20 pm |
Didn’t seem to stop you yesterday.
Comment by Jax — June 15, 2008 @ 3:11 pm |