Stank You

Bizarre happening today.

At dinner tonight a dish came, and it smelled like sex. That high temperature kind of smell that a woman puffs out from the spot right behind the bend in her chin after she reaches orgasm.

I’ve noticed most people have no idea about this smell, which is unfortunate for me because I end up sounding like a douche when i say, rather loudly, that the potatoes smell like sex.