*throws new computer out the fucking window*
I won’t get into details, but let me just say this: I was born at home. Like, I can point to the spot where I was born, and probably conceived (ewww, I know). I was a really healthy kid, never needed to go to the hospital. So I never had a special hospital birth certificate until I had to go to public school several years later.
I’ve been trying to get a goddamned passport to leave this fucking country for over a month now, and I’m being punished for being born naturally and off the grid. Fucking fascists. Bureaucracy can choke on my man root.
Steam just came out of my ears. What’s worse is that I even had a passport when I was in high school, and they’re saying that one was given in error. What the fucking fuck?